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BIG BOYS THE 3RD

R150.00
Big Boys Tickets (31 Jan - 25 Feb) *
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WHATS ON REVIEW

DATES: 31 JANUARY - 18 February

Featuring: Ash and Brad Searle
Directed By: Vanessa Harris

GENRE: COMEDY DANCE

TICKETS: R150 | TUESDAY SPECIAL – EACH TICKET ADMITS 2 PEOPLE

TIME: 8.30PM | RESTAURANT OPENS AT 6:15PM

DURATION: 60 MINS

AGE RESTRICTION: 10Yrs

If you’ve missed out on 'Big Boys Don’t Dance' and 'Big Boys II' – I’m so sorry to hear that. There is, however, time to catch up. Big Boys the Third starts off with a quick recap on episode one and two, which brings us to the current moment.  In one jam-packed hour, they reflect on the responsibilities of being a parent, they consult the Braaimaster to know the way forward, they learn how to change a diaper (most epic), they come to peace with each other ... and they work in side-splittingly funny flashbacks which inevitably lead to thumping dance sequences.

Over and above being pure, raw entertainment, Big Boys the Third is also endearing, hilarious (with some ad-lib moments) and includes the audience in the inside jokes of a play being aware of itself being a play. With Ash and Brad Searle at the helm and Vanessa Harris behind the scenes you can be assured that you’ll be served razor-sharp lines and damn hot dance moves.

EL BLANCO

R150.00 (Tax Exempt)
El Blanco Tickets (28 Feb - 18 Mar) *
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ARTSMART REVIEW

DATES: 28 FEBRUARY - 18 MARCH

Featuring: James Cairns
Written By: Gwydion Beynon

GENRE: COMEDY DRAMA MUSIC

TICKETS: R150 | TUESDAY SPECIAL – EACH TICKET ADMITS 2 PEOPLE

TIME: 8.30PM | RESTAURANT OPENS AT 6:15PM

DURATION: 60 MINS

AGE RESTRICTION: 10Yrs

Performer James Cairns (Dirt, The Three Little Pigs, The Snow Goose) teams up with writer Gwydion Beynon (The Epicene Butcher, Amateur Hour) to tell the epic tale of El Blanco : The White One.
One of only two Gold Standard Bank Ovation Award winners at this year’s National Arts Festival, El Blanco swept audiences off their feet during the show and onto their feet at the end of the show. Cairns’ trademark mastery of the one-man show coupled with Beynon’s gripping, unpredictable and hilarious text make for a theatre experience par excellence.
There will be songs, there will be stories. And there will be many lies. Maravilloso!

ANGELS ON HORSEBACK

R150.00 (Tax Exempt)
Angels Tickets (21 Mar - 1 Apr) *
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DATES: 21 MARCH - 1 APRIL

Featuring: Genna Galloway & Alicia McCormick
Choreographer: Fiona du Plooy

GENRE: CABARET

TICKETS: R150 | TUESDAY SPECIAL – EACH TICKET ADMITS 2 PEOPLE

TIME: 8.30PM | RESTAURANT OPENS AT 6:15PM

DURATION: 60 MINS

AGE RESTRICTION: 16Yrs

Cape Town ‘s favourite rude, raunchy and rocking Country Cabaret is ReBorn…..

Unleash your inner cowhand in this daring , dirty and delicious Live musical.

Hilarious original songs give Country a makeover, a slap down, and an asskick. They are guaranteed to get your house back, your heart unbroke and quite possibly your tongue in his…er your cheek.

“Truly Brilliant performers. funny, catchy, thigh-slapping, foot-stomping songs. This is a perfect night out”

“Truly quirky, well paced, full of surprising twists and much joy.. And great talent all around “

“Brilliant”

“Fuckin. Loved. It “

ELTON & FRIENDS

R150.00 (Tax Exempt)
Elton Tickets (4 - 29 Apr) *
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DATES: 4 - 29 APRIL

Featuring: Liam McDermott
Directed By: Vanessa Harris & Ash Searle

GENRE: MUSIC

TICKETS: R150 | TUESDAY SPECIAL – EACH TICKET ADMITS 2 PEOPLE

TIME: 8.30PM | RESTAURANT OPENS AT 6:15PM

DURATION: 60 MINS

AGE RESTRICTION: 10Yrs

All the greatest hits of the legendary Elton John and more solid gold Brit hits.  Created by the team who own the theatre, Follow Spot Productions bring you only the best entertainment!

MIKE McCULLY – THE BEATLES

R150.00 (Tax Exempt)
Mike McCully Tickets (2 - 20 May) *
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DATES: 2 - 20 MAY

Featuring: The Mike McCully Band

GENRE: LIVE MUSIC

TICKETS: R150 | TUESDAY SPECIAL – EACH TICKET ADMITS 2 PEOPLE

TIME: 8.30PM | RESTAURANT OPENS AT 6:15PM

DURATION: 70 MINS

AGE RESTRICTION: NONE

The Man, his drums and the famous band are back and this time they are paying tribute to the Fab Four.  The last time Mike's band hit Kalk Bay Theatre the tickets disappeared faster than you can say Constantinople, so PRE-BOOKING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

AU REVOIR RETURNS

R165.00 (Tax Exempt)
Au Revoir Tickets (30 May - 24 Jun) *
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WHATS ON REVIEW

DATES: 30 MAY - 24 JUNE

Ash Searle, Vanessa Harris, Brad Searle, Liam McDermott and Nicole vd Berg

GENRE: CIRQUE, COMEDY, DANCE, CABARET, VAUDEVILLE

TICKETS: R165 | TUESDAY SPECIAL – EACH TICKET ADMITS 2 PEOPLE

TIME: 8.30PM | RESTAURANT OPENS AT 6:30PM

DURATION: 70 MINS

AGE RESTRICTION: 14YRS (16YRS if you are conservative)  due to sexual innuendo and language

Five multi-talented performers bring back the hit show Au Revoir to the Kalk Bay Theatre’s intimate stage.  By popular demand, Vanessa Harris is back on the stage, and the new cast also includes the well loved ginger... Brad.  It’s still a cirque-comedy dance extravaganza that will stimulate the senses, but there are a few new bits to highlight the new talent.  Hints of burlesque, a little steampunk, sensual acrobatics, quirky dance bits, outrageous physical comedy and dynamic vocals.  It’s a carnival smorgasbord for adults.  Escape reality for a night and enjoy this unique concoction of fun.